(Totally me)
Tired all day?
Feel even the slightest bit off?
IT'S A SPIRIT!!!
But don't panic! I'm here to help. Run, don't walk to Reigen Arataka's Spirits and Such Agency to get rid of all your spiritual woes!
"Is he a well-intentioned spiritual leader, with actual psychic powers? Is he a fraud, making money by callously manipulating and using the bereaved? Or is he something else entirely?"
Obviously none of these. i reigen arataka will accept any request and fulfill it with 89% effectivenness gauranteed. What a steal!!
